Its lonely being a zombie

I love the witch from Left 4 dead. If i was an infected/undead i would probably sit and cry and not want to be bothered either. ;_;

THE FIRST TIME i stumbled onto her, my friend threw a pipe bomb at her. Which of course pissed her off. She ran passed him and raped me. Most scarring l4d experience EVER.

And the second time we ran into her she was sitting on a rail in the dead air campaign. And my friend is all "OH HEY LETS GET THE BURN THE WITCH ACHIEVEMENT". So they throw molly's at her. And both of them miss her. So i'm like PSHT OUTTA THE WAY I'LL DO IT. smash. scream. and the next thing i know i'm trying (and failing) to outrun a flaming witch while my friends laugh their asses off.

And now everytime i see one i cap her in the head and laugh.
BUT i still love her. ;_;